Hey Guys! Happy New Year! I'm really hoping the decade is better for all of us. Last night at the gig everybody was happy for a new start.
This is most likely the MOST IMPORTANT entry I've contributed:
Close counts in SO MANY other things besides horseshoes and hand grenades.
-Atomic bombs. (Or pretty much any kind of bomb.)
-Almost any pre-Beatles rock and roll song with 4 chords or less.
-Pushups that aren't quite correct.
-Most cookie ingredients.
-The results of the 2000 Presidential Election.

Another cliche' I waste my time making lists about:
"Everything tastes better dipped in chocolate."
All of these things would definitely NOT taste better dipped in chocolate: Most pasta dishes. Hamburgers. Hot dogs. Eggs. Shrimp. Steak. Lobster.
(Lists like these are probably why my LSAT scores would not be as good as Bill's. That, and I don't want to be a lawyer.)